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| So I was taking inventory of my pre-college life tonight. You know, looking back and thinking about what I regret doing, and what I regret not doing, that sort of thing.
Regret #1: My bedroom is right above our kitchen, and I never installed a bat-pole in my closet. It would have been so perfect... | | |
| List the top 10 celebrities you find most attractive, then tag 5 more
Stolen from Sarah
- Sarah Silverman
- John Cusak
- Scarlett Johanson
- Jon Stewart
- Cillian Murphy
- Nicole Kidman
- Charlize Theron
- Angie Harmon
- Karen O
- Johnny Depp (obligatory)
tagging kathleen, karen, sarah (plummer), andy (if he ever reads this) and amy | | |
| Argh. I've been feeling down lately, and at the advice of Kathleen, I'm just going to come out and say it.
I don't know how many of my woodlands/oak ridge friends read this even, but I've been feeling really cut off lately. I leave for oregon and then school this coming thursday, the 18th. That makes this the last weekend I'm in town. I know that saturday is shot, because a lot of you are going to the System of a Down concert, but I feel like no one is even trying to do anything with me.
Part of it is the fact that I was more or less house-ridden with a cold the first half of this week and I'm going stir crazy, but I just feel like I'm about to leave for several months and no one is really going to notice that I'm gone unless I make a big stink about it.
I really should just call people, but it'd do me a lot more good to hear from someone without having to initiate the conversation myself.
So if you read this, call me, because I'm not likely to break out of this funk on my own. | | |
| If you count all my "sort ofs" and "maybes" I have 62 yes answers.
1. smoked a cigarette - Nope. 2. smoked a cigar - Nope. 3. made out with a member of the same sex - Nope. 4. crashed a friend's car - Nope. 5. stolen a car - No.
6. been in love - Yeah. 7. been dumped - Sort of? I was never officially dating the people who "dumped" me 8. shoplifted- Yeah 9. been fired - Again, sort of. It was sort of a mutual understanding that I shouldn't work there any more 10. been in a fist fight - Yes
11. snuck out of your house - Yes 12. had feelings for someone who didn't return them - yes. 13. been arrested - No 14. made out with a stranger - No 15. gone on a blind date - Yes
16. lied to a friend - Yeah 17. had a crush on a teacher - No 18. skipped school - Does all of economics count? Heh, yeah. 19. slept with a co-worker - No 20. seen someone die - No.
21. been on a plane - Yup 22. thrown up in a bar - No 23. taken painkillers - Yup. Hydrocodone is some kind of awesome 24. love someone or miss someone right now - Definitely 25. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - Who hasn't?
26. made a snow angel - Yes 27. played dress up - No 28. cheated while playing a game - Yeah 29. been lonely - Yup 30. fallen asleep at work/school - Does all of frosh chem count? Yup!
31. used a fake id - No 32. felt an earthquake - No 33. touched a snake - Yes 34. ran a red light - Several times (although usually when the lights refuse to change and no one is there) 35. been suspended from school - No
36. had detention - No 37. been in a car accident - Backed like hell into a tree, so yeah 38. hated the way you look - Ayup 39. witnessed a crime - Can you go to college and NOT witness underaged drinking? 40. pole danced - I'm gonna say that cage dancing is more or less equivelent. So yes.
41. been lost - Dozens of times 42. been to the opposite side of the country - Yup, born in NJ, visited Minnesota, college in California, live in Texas. 43. felt like dying - A couple times, usually of embarrassment 44. cried yourself to sleep - Yes 45. played cops and robbers - Yes
46. sang karaoke - Yes, often 47. done something you told yourself you wouldn't - Yup (doing shots is the first thing to come to mind) 48. laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose - Yep (also chugged until it happened) 49. caught a snowflake on your tongue - Yep 50. kissed in the rain - *sigh* yes
51. sing in the shower - Only all the freaking time 52. made love in a park - Not yet... 53. had a dream that you married someone - I don't think so. I rarely remember anyway 54. glued your hand to something - Yes, since cyanoacrylic glue is the devil. The list of things glued to: a table, a wall, my other hand, the bottle of glue... 55. got your tongue stuck to a flag pole - No
56. worn the opposite sex's clothes - Catholic schoolgirl party, what? 57. been a cheerleader - No 58. sat on a roof top - Yup. Even walked off it while sleep-walking 59. didn't take a shower for a week - Yes 60. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone - No.
61. played 'chicken' - No 62. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - Yes 63. been told you're hot by a complete stranger - Not hot, per se. But I've been told by someone that they wanted to "tap that ass" so I'll go with yes. 64. broken a bone - Nope! 65. been easily amused - Hells yes
66. laugh so hard you cry - yup. 67. mooned/flashed someone - Yup. Mardi gras at west. 68. cheated on a test - Yeah, in german. I had no respect for that class 69. forgotten someone's name - Natch 70. slept naked - Yes...but I don't much care for it
71. gone skinny dipping in a pool - Yes, in a hot tub 72. been kicked out of your house - No 73. blacked out from drinking - Nope. And I don't plan on it. 74. played a prank on someone - Yes 75. gone to a late night movie - Yup, I saw the second matrix and the final star wars this way
76. made love to anything not human - Does a tube sock count? 77. failed a class - Nope! 78. choked on something you're not supposed to eat - Nope 79. played an instrument for more than 10 hours - If my voice counts, then yes 80. cheated on a gf/bf - No
81. ate a whole package of oreos - At once? No. 82. thrown strange objects - I'll say yes, for the playing card duels we had in my suite 83. felt like killing someone - Yes 84. thought about running away - No 85. ran away - No
86. did drugs - Sort of 87. had detention and did not attend it - No 88. yelled at parents - No 89. made a parent cry - No 90. cried over someone - Yes
91. owned more than 5 sharpies - Probably? 92. dated more than 1 person at once - Nein 93. have a dog - No 94. have a cat - My mom does, but i've never had a pet of my own 95. own an instrument - My stylish Fender P-Bass
96. been in a band - Yep! Hooray for The Speakers (née The Plural Noun)! 97. had more than 25 sodas in one day - No, that's absurd 98. broken a cd - Yep. Dropped a ted leo cd down a flight of stairs by accident 99. shot a gun - A couple times 100. visit blogs more than 5 times per day - Ayup | | |
| Oy, being that I've been helping with Vacation Bible School this past week, I've been lacking for awesome moments. However, I think today deserves mention, just because I don't have to get up at fucking 7 in the morning any more. Awesome. | | |
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